Lulapalooza

Babies in the Mist

Friday, November 18th. The one whom we call "Lula" was quite active today. Spent considerable time in ritualized crawling, mostly backwards. Unusual cries of "ya-ya-ya!" were persistently uttered. Her feline companion appeared mostly annoyed by this peculiar behavior. As in previous observations, "Lula" remains preoccupied with carpet lint. Her ability to vacuum is not yet demonstrated, but we remain hopeful.

Ready for Her Close-Up

Lula was recently photographed by the amazing Susan Stripling.  See more of Susan's work here.

Infant Escapes Couch Misery Unharmed

A nine month old infant, while playing peacefully in her family's living room, was unexpectedly sucked under the family's couch Thursday morning.  Lula Grace spent what witnesses claim was an astonishing ten minutes trapped under the couch while the child's mother snapped photos. When questioned by authorities, the child's mother claimed she left the room for only a minute.  "I only wanted to brush my teeth", she was heard saying to one investigator. "It's been, like, days."  She was unable to explain why the couch did not have a child safety lock or why, upon discovering the child, she proceeded to take well over one hundred photos of the trapped infant.  "She was just so damn cute!"  The infant was physically unharmed although she has not yet been psychologically evaluated.  She remains in the family's home while authorities continue to investigate.

Milestone

Today, Candy completed three loads of laundry, vacuumed, emptied the dishwasher, got dressed, AND stayed awake past 8:00pm.  Oh, and Lula crawled.